This hilarious compendium of Christmas jokes is sure to have children in stitches. They'll love the wide range of jokes that will add to family fun at Christmastime. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity.

What squeaks and is scary?

The Ghost of Christmouse Past!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?

Because he was tied to a chicken.

George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!

Waiter: Which way did it go?

What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, `ribbet ribbet'?

A mistle-toad.

This book features in the following series: Sidesplitters, Sidesplitters Series .

There are 64 pages in this book. This book was published 2005 by Pan Macmillan .

Martin Chatterton is a prolific illustrator and writer of children's books. His books include the Nutty series (Puffin), the Bad Dog series (Scholastic) and the where. it's@ series (Egmont). He has illustrated several Sidesplitters books for Kingfisher. Martin is originally from Manchester but now lives in Australia. Tony Trimmer illustrated Sidesplitters: Seriously Silly School Jokes and Ho Ho Ho.