Sidesplitters: Ho Ho Ho!: Over 150 Cracking Christmas Jokes
No. of pages 64
Published: 2005
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This hilarious compendium of Christmas jokes is sure to have children in stitches. They'll love the wide range of jokes that will add to family fun at Christmastime. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin Chatterton add to the hilarity.
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.
George: Waiter, Waiter, my turkey has gone off!
Waiter: Which way did it go?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes, `ribbet ribbet'?
A mistle-toad.
This book features in the following series: Sidesplitters, Sidesplitters Series .
There are 64 pages in this book. This book was published 2005 by Pan Macmillan .
Martin Chatterton is a prolific illustrator and writer of children's books. His books include the Nutty series (Puffin), the Bad Dog series (Scholastic) and the where. it's@ series (Egmont). He has illustrated several Sidesplitters books for Kingfisher. Martin is originally from Manchester but now lives in Australia. Tony Trimmer illustrated Sidesplitters: Seriously Silly School Jokes and Ho Ho Ho.
