What I really want is to score a goal for a realy team with shirts, on a real pitch with lines and flags, in a real goal with posts so the ball goes bulging intothe net and everyone shouts Yes!. But before you can score, you've got to make the team, and Danny is seriously useless.

 

There are 192 pages in this book. This book was published 2000 by Egmont UK Ltd .

Harry Hill is a BAFTA winning comedian. His books include the Matt Millz series and Tim the Tiny Horse. The TV shows he's created and starred in include Harry Hill's TV Burp and Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule, while he's also the voice of You've Been Framed. Steve May is an animation director and illustrator. Steve has illustrated books by Jeremy Strong, Philip Reeve and Phil Earle, as well as the Dennis the Menace series. He lives in north London.