A brand new, very silly collection of hilariously funny verse, from the well-known and ridiculous to the new and very very stupid. There are short poems, long poems, naughty limericks, and rude limericks. It includes verse about teachers, poems about cows, rhymes about dinosaurs and there might even be one about you. This book is illustrated throughout with loony cartoons. There's something alive in my trainers, It lives at the toe-end; My Mum says it's disgusting; But it cheers me up no end! Down the stream the swans all glide, It's quite the cheapest way to ride; Their legs get wet. Their tummies wetter. I think after all the bus is better.

 

This book is part of a book series called Smarties .

There are 192 pages in this book. This book was published 2000 by Little, Brown Book Group .

Sandy Ransford has worked both as a children's and adult book editor and for the last ten years has been a freelance editor, packager and writer of a great number of very successful joke and activity books.