What do executioners write in December?

Their Christmas chopping lists.

Why did the cannibal join the police force?

So he could grill his suspects.

First Flea: You don't look too well.

Second Flea: No, I'm not feeling up to scratch.

Where's the best place to have the school sickroom?

Next to the canteen!

And more truly revolting jokes guaranteed to get a giggle out of kids.

There are 160 pages in this book. This book was published 2002 by Pan Macmillan .

Sandy Ransford has worked both as a children's and adult book editor and for the last ten years has been a freelance editor, packager and writer of a great number of very successful joke and activity books.