Wouldn't it be funny if you didn't have a nose? The brilliant and clever Roger McGough asks this and other important questions in this marvellous collection. He also tells you exactly when to cut your fingernails, how to have a real pillow fight and what happens when a burp escapes!

 

There are 80 pages in this book. This book was published 1992 by Penguin Books Ltd .

Roger McGough is a renowned performance poet, with many collections of well-loved children's poetry to his name.