One boy's exploration of what it takes to be "cool", how to get a girl and what (not) to do when you've got one...

What do you do if you're not cool?
If girls are just an impossible (wet) dream?
Simple.
Take a pill containing a supercomputer that travels to your brain and tells you how to be cool - all the time! In the voice of your choice!
Then, it's goodbye porn and geekdom, and hello hot chicks, parties and a whole new perspective on life.

Meet Jeremy - the guy with a heart, who exchanges the **** in his hand for a squip in his head.

This book has been graded for interest at 13-16 years.

There are 304 pages in this book. This book was published 2009 by HarperCollins Publishers .

Ned Vizzini began writing for New York Press at the age of fifteen. At seventeen he was asked to write a piece for The New York Times Magazine which led to the publication of Teen Angst? Naaah. , a memoir of his years at Stuyvesant High School. Now twenty-two, Ned lives in Brooklyn, New York.