In Smarties Knock Knock Jokes we find some old favourites . . .

Knock Knock
Who's there
Anita Loos
Anita Loos who?
Anita Loos about 20lbs

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earwig
Earwig who?
Earwig go, Earwig go, Earwig go...

So what ever you are doing, or where ever you are going, we have the perfect (...ly awful) Knock Knock for you.

This book is part of a book series called Smarties .

There are 256 pages in this book. This book was published 2001 by Little, Brown Book Group .

Mike Ashley is the author and editor of over sixty books including the bestselling Mammoths Comic Fantasy, Seriously Comic Fantasy and Fantasy, and the crime-fiction collections The Mammoth Book of Locked Room Mysteries, The Mammoth Book of Roman Whodunnits and The Mammoth Book of Historical Whodunnits. He lives in Chatham, Kent.