This collection of over 2,500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented.
From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand-new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles: What's the best way to raise a strawberry? With a spoon. Waiter, this soup is disappointing? Why? What did you expect it to do? What's white on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant hiding inside an envelope. What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals. Did you hear about the stupid jellyfish? It set.

This book is part of a book series called Smarties .

There are 512 pages in this book. This is a big book. This book was published 2003 by Little, Brown Book Group .

Michael Powell is the author of numerous naughty, disgusting yet strangely educational children's books. He lives in Somerset.