Scare young children and intimidate their parents when you take the humble nursery rhyme and transform it into a display of linguistic acrobatics. Why use one world when ten will do? If you want to sound as though you've swallowed a dictionary, here are 100 nursery rhymes and their verbose translations to memorise and regurigitate at all children's parties.

 

There are 128 pages in this book. This book was published 2003 by Welbeck Publishing Group .

Michael Powell is the author of numerous naughty, disgusting yet strangely educational children's books. He lives in Somerset.