Why did the alien take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Why are giraffes pleased they have such long necks?

Because their feet smell awful!

What do you get if you eat baked beans and onions?

Tear gas!

This book has been graded for interest at 7-9 years.

There are 64 pages in this book. This book was published 2012 by Pan Macmillan .

Macmillan Children's Books is an imprint of Pan Macmillan, one of the largest general book publishers in the UK.