Giant Book of Put-downs, Insults and Excuses
No. of pages 255
Published: 2001
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Here are over 2000 put-downs, insults and excuses for every occasion - dastardly digs at home cooking, playing hooky, disorder in the court, chaos at school, the state of your bedroom, and more - that will have you cracking up. Drive everyone crazy with hilarious comebacks like these: Your family is so crooked, even your inlaws are outlaws. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. Be careful you don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. You're so knowledgeable you can bore people on any subject You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. Plus, over 300 snappy excuses in answer to 74 silly questions, e.g. Why don't you clean your room? Why don't you make your bed? Why were you absent from school yesterday? Don't you ever stop talking?
This book is part of a book series called Giant Books Of .
There are 255 pages in this book. This book was published 2001 by Sterling Juvenile .
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