Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you'd have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.

The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!

This book has been graded for interest at 7-11 years.

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2013 by Pan Macmillan .

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. Macmillan Children's Books is an imprint of Pan Macmillan, one of the largest general book publishers in the UK.