Eternal Detention: Book 3
book 3, Dark Lord
No. of pages 288
Published: 2014
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Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
Fear me, o miserable worm!
I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...
BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
-Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame
-Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil
-Torment by the Hewer of Limbs
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
This is book 3 in Dark Lord .
This book has been graded for interest at 9-12 years.
There are 288 pages in this book. This book was published 2014 by Hachette Children's Group .
James Thomson is the author of over 20 books for children and has written for television, radio and computer games. He lives and works in East Sussex.
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