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school bells to ring just so you can play class clown and have all your friends groaning with laughter. Try these on the first day back: Teacher: How many planets are in the sky? Candace: I think all of them. Or: Johnny: Teacher, I don't have a pencil. Teacher: I want you to write 100 times, "I will come to school prepared." Johnny: With what? Tell the teacher what you think a test should be like: Teacher: I've given you a multiple-choice exam. What more do you want? Hector: More choices. What will you tell someone who asks what you did last summer? Maybe you'll talk about camp: "The food was bad at summer camp. I threw my dinner in the river one night and the fish threw it back." From "Teachers I Have Known" to "Homework and Other Things I Don't Do, " you'll find just the thing to create a laugh-riot in your class. Previously published as "Super Funny School Jokes
. 96 pages, 63 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 1999 by Sterling Juvenile .