No. of pages 96
Published: 2006
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Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .
Biting Mad
I love to make my teacher mad,
I love to make him shout
'cos when his tongue gets tangled up
his new false teeth fall out!
Celia Gentles
There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2006 by Pan Macmillan .
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