How to Embarrass Grown-ups: Poems Chosen by
No. of pages 96
Published: 2004
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An anthology full of irreverent and cheeky poems about embarrassing grown-ups, whether it's them making you cringe, or you making them blush. Things like your dad dancing badly and your mum getting out photos of you as a baby . . . Or scenarios such as you asking guests rude questions and painting Dad's face with make-up. Be warned - this'll make you squirm!
A Sumo Wrestler Chappy
A sumo wrestler chappy
One day in the ring was unhappy
When thrown to the ground
His mum pinned him down
And in view of the crowd changed his nappy.
Paul Cookson
There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2004 by Pan Macmillan .
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