'What do you get if you sit under a cow? (A PAT ON THE HEAD!)' 'What is a cat's favourite TV programme? (MIAMI MICE!)' 'How do you make a band stand? (HIDE ALL THEIR CHAIRS!)' There are hundreds more like these in this hilarious collection of jokes supplied by school children throughout the country.

 

This book is part of a book series called Children's Humour .

There are 128 pages in this book. This book was published 1998 by HarperCollins Publishers .

Brough Girling is a well-known author of children's books - Jets, Jokebooks and fiction for older readers - all humourous stuff. He was the first head of the Children's Book Foundation [now Young Book Trust]; editor of Young Telegraph and still heads up Readathon which raises enormous sums of money for children's charities during National Book Week.