Conrad loves the army. And guns. And war. Nobody in his family takes him seriously - until he smashes a tank through the living room wall. Like it or not, Conrad's daydreams of battle are coming to exciting, terrifying life...This is a funny and quirky children's classic from one of Britain's best known screenwriters.

 

There are 160 pages in this book. This book was published 2007 by Scholastic .

Andrew Davies has written a variety of comedy books for the Portico imprint including the original When I Were A Lad and its successors; School Lad, Nipper, Lass and Meerkat. He's vented his fury in the Ivor Grump books, including The Grumpy Drivers' Handbook and The Grumpy Golfers' Handbook, and some sports nostalgia books under the alias of Captain William Featherstone-Dawes. However the most fun he's had was writing the captions for 101 Sports Not To Try.