The Dog Ate My Bus Pass is a brilliant collection of hilarious poems featuring some of the world's most incredible excuses, apologies, tall stories and fibs. It is essential reading for all children (and some adults too!). from The Worst Excuses in the World, number 5 by Clare Bevan I'd only left it for two minutes while I built a scale model of Buckingham Palace out of cheese triangles, when a whole herd of angry wildebeest stampeded through our back garden, battered down the kitchen door, and before they vanished into the shimmering sunset, they trampled my book under their mighty, thundering hooves, and the dog ate it.

 

 

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published in 2004 by Pan Macmillan .

Nick Toczek is a performance poet, storyteller, magician, puppeteer and comedian. He has been a professional performer and writer for 30 years during which time he has written over 2 dozen books and performed over 20, 000 times. Andrew Fusek Peters has written and edited many books for all ages, many critically