Forget textbooks or calculators, HERE is the essential item needed to survive school! Read on to discover the best excuses for avoiding every boring or scary school occasion - outwit the dinner lady and befriend the caretaker, learn how to appear to be paying attention, how to divert attention from yourself and how to win the best part in the school play.

 

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2006 by Pan Macmillan .

David Harmer is the headteacher of a primary school in Doncaster. He has been writing and editing books for the past 12 years. He is also a great performance poet and works with fellow Macmillan poet Paul Cookson in the popular Spill the Beans poetry duo.