It was frantic at the front and chaos at the back

Madness rules in the middle of the pack

Anarchy and mayhem, everybody daft

On our school photograph

Pens are in ears, pencils up noses

Nobody is sitting in serious poses

If you think the kids look bad - you should see the staff

In our school photograph

Friends and bullies, first day and last day, school dinners and dinner ladies, playtime and staffroom stowaways, not forgetting the GIANT supply teacher... This book is all about YOUR school, so open the door and enter the Crazy Classrooms!

Fifty fantastic poems about school from one of the UK' s top performance poets.

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2015 by Frances Lincoln Publishers Ltd .

Steve Wells is a designer and illustrator. He has designed over 200 book covers and his spontaneous and scratchy illustrations have appeared in more than a dozen books and have been published around the world. He lives in Bath with his wife and three children, one cat and a lizard. Follow Steve on Instagram: @stevewellsdesign and at stevewellsdesign. com And he can still come to your event - contact him through www. paulcooksonpoet. co. uk